10.02.2006
Fucked in Translation
Hey Pal, "Thou art a very ragged Wart." But after you get over that fact, you might want to investigate the curious menu item stage left. Apparently fucking the cabbage is very similar to "Stir-fried Dried Shrimp with Pak Choy" depending on where you reside. Well, really, it's similar anywhere, you have to admit. Wherever you live, just don't forget to "Fuck to fry the cow river." Seriously, please don't. It could mean an international incident, given the ass political climate these days. I'm just saying, maybe, just for now, it would be better not to "Fuck to fry the cow river." But it's fine if you "fry the sauce," you sauce fryer.
