6.25.2006
King Stays Home
Humanity got a break today when a prominent group of black citizens purchased thousands of papers left by the the late great civil rights leader Martin Luther King to keep them together and in Atlanta. King also reportedly left large heaps of bling, which were originally meant to demonstrate a black person's ability to succeed in white society, regardless of discrimination and inequality, yo. This purchase comes as a great relief to many in the civil rights community, after it was rumored that president Bush himself had planned to purchase the documents for both asswipe and barbecued ribeye purposes next week. Bush is also rumored to have planned a post-shin-dig get together where he and Ann Coulter would sacrifice babies to Baphomet. Oh, didn't you know? The White House is located at the tip of an inverted pentagram.
