6.17.2006
Kiss My Black Asswipe
My posts have been getting a little high-minded and heavy-handed lately, so I offer up the following to the gods of frivolty. I think the product's disclaimer really says it all: "Renova Black is an elegant 3-ply, fragrance bath tissue paper that has been tested under dermatological and gynecological control. It is a biodegradable, non-toxic, soothing tissue and does not bleed any color when wet. Renova Black luxury bath tissue complies with all US and European health/code requirements. Renova only uses ECF and TCF pulps (Elementary Chlorine Free and Totally Chlorine Free, respectively). Renova Black is made of 100% biodegradable, virgin pulp and it is entirely recyclable." I know how I'm spending MY money this summer.
